perceptivehands:

inspo by @bluespacetoucan​


-HELLO YES WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MOMENT -Because I honestly LIVE for Phryne’s reaction to this -first of all she’s not used to people calling Jack handsome around her because theyre always talking about him being a dour policeman -and it’s one of those really important moments where she’s reminded that she and Jack don’t exist in a vacuum -and that Jack is in fact a hot piece of constabulary ass -and I think Phryne sometimes lives in this world where the attraction between them is something she’s able to brush off most of the time -literally until someone so much as flirts with him or mentions his hotness and then she loses all goddamn chill -and that’s precisely what happens in this tiny moment -she goes from ‘who?’ to ‘OH’ to completely flustered -because yes Jack is in fact her handsome friend and she’s just actually admitted that out loud and OH SHIT -I JUST ADMITTED JACK IS HANDSOME AND AUNT P IS STANDING RIGHT THERE -and the best part is her fucking hesitation afterwards -she gets this tiny smile and averts her eyes and then actually fucking ‘um’s -HOW OFTEN DOES PHRYNE FISHER UM -NOT VERY FUCKING OFTEN -OTHER THAN WHEN SOMEONE HAS JUST MADE HER UNWITTINGLY ADMIT THAT JACK IS HANDSOME -AND GODDAMMIT NOW SHE’S THINKING ABOUT HOW HANDSOME HE IS -AND FUCK WHAT WAS THE FUCKING QUESTION -STAY CHILL PHRYNE DONT START FANTASISING ABOUT HIS DICK NOW IS NOT THE TIME -and anyway this moment is so tiny but so fucking adorable -because she goes from confused to called out to totally fucking flustered in 0.2 seconds -PHRYNE YOU ARE HOPELESS -and i love it -mfmm -phrack -idiots

constablephryne:

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries | 1x4 Death at Victoria Dock


-mfmm -this show is just iconic and I’m really sorry to everyone who hasn’t witnessed how damn iconic it is -we’re quarantined now y’all do yourself a favour -turn into phrack trash -it’s the best way to live I assure you -phrack -absolute loves of my poor bisexual life

yourtransexualheart:

If your English teacher doesn’t know that you are gay and/or a commie after you write an essay, are you even writing an essay


-storytime -one time in english class when I was 12 we had to write a short mystery piece -all the normal 12 year olds wrote about like magic keys and caves and shit -I wrote about a sexy lesbian vampire who seduced human men and then ripped their throats out -anyway the school sent a letter home -apparently they were concerned that I had misunderstood the brief and also may or may not need counselling -then another time I wrote an essay about some book idk what they mostly made us study shit ones -and I didn’t really like any of the essay titles so instead I wrote a 2000 philosphical rant -about how none of the characters actions or motivations really counted for anything when they were pawns -in a capitalist patriarchal society -anyway my teacher kindly suggested I study philosophy at uni but also that I might need to rewrite the essay if I wanted to pass the class -all this to say -I think they had a slight inkling -aye -shut up emili

evazarovas:

3x08 // death do us part


-do you ever just die?? -because her hands?? -and her tentative lil movements as he finally sweeps her off her feet?? -or tries too -poor lamb is just constantly battling against circumstance to finally give her what she wants and get his dick in -but just AAAAAAAAAGH -the way her thumb just keep stroking up in that top gif will never fail to give me palpitations -how someone so confident and physical in her affections can become SO SOFT -because she’s just so overwhelmed by him and her feelings for him -and she’s waited SO LONG and he’s FINALLY DOING SOMETHING and it’s like her hands just can’t quite believe that his are already on her -I’m never going to be over how much Phryne Fisher adores Jack Robinson I’m sorry but I won’t -jk I’m not sorry -THESE FUCKING IDIOTS -WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BODY LANGUAGE JACK -SHE ADORES U NOW GET ON A BOAT AND GO TO FUCKING ENGLAND BEFORE YOU THINK SHE’S DIED -SAVE YOURSELVES SOME TIME -AND SOME SOLO ORGASMS -GAWD -mfmm -phrack -absolute fuckings dumbasses I s2g

mono-chrome-me:

Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries + Reductress Headlines pt. 1


-have I reblogged this already? -idk but who cares it’s fucking hilarious -and accurate -mfmm

-hot patootie bless my soul -imma rant now watch me go -OKAY ALRIGHT OKAY NOW LISTEN -a lotta people got a lotta feelings and all and that’s FINE -BUT DO NOT SIT THERE AND TELL ME RIGHT -THAT EVEN WITH THE GAUNTLET THROWN -EVEN WITH THE KISS -JACK IS NOT HEARTBROKEN THAT SHE IS GOING -Like honestly fucking BLESS YOU for this gifset because it is PERFECT -LIKE U CAN BE HAPPY AND HEARTBROKEN HUMAN EMOTION IS COMPLEX -AND ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT WE KNOW HE DIDNT FOLLOW HER -MAYBE THE REASON HE DIDNT WAS SOMETHING HE ALREADY KNEW OR FELT HERE -MAYBE HE WAS HAPPY BECAUSE HE FINALLY MADE THAT MOVE BUT HE ALSO HAD THE FEELING HE’D NEVER SEE HER AGAIN -but like forget all that hypothosising for a hot second -OF COURSE HER LEAVING BROKE HIS HEART???? -it doesn’t have to he in a final brutal ‘she fucked him over’ sense -but the very fact that the woman he loves is leaving right when they were finally GETTING SOMEWHERE like I’m sorry but that -that would break your heart too??? even with the romantic overtures there’s still the fucking distance -IT’S 1929 THERE’S NO ZOOM -AND LET US NOT FORGET THAT WHEN JACK WENT TO WAR IT FUCKING RUINED HIS MARRIAGE -LONG DISTANCE HAS NOT WORKED FOR HIM SO WELL IN THE PAST SO YES HE’S FUCKING HEARTBROKEN -THAT KISS IS AS MUCH GOODBYE AS IT EVER WAS HELLO AND U KNOW WHAT THAT HURTS ME BUT I LOVE IT -I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM I LOVE THIS AND MOSTLY I LOVE THAT THEYRE HAPPY NOW -the pain feeds me and so does the happiness these idiots r keeping my diet BALANCED 🙌 -mfmm -phrack -cot -listen i just have a lot of feelings idk if u can tell

scruggzi:

jimmyhopper:

they’re h*rny, your honor!

She pulls him towards her by his shirt. She’s gonna snack on that man with great enthusiasm and I respect that.

In related news I will never be over this scene.


-I don’t believe I have put this on my blog yet -and it is VERY IMPORTANT CONTENT -I will love this movie unapologetically and unreservedly for the rest of time -and everyone can suck my dick -like Phryne is sucking Jack’s -in a tent in the desert -they are just so happy??????? -and it makes me so happy??????????? -I hate them -UGHHHHHHHH -this movie was everything -cleared my skin watered my crops -I’m sorry I don’t give a tiny watervole’s dick about the plot -sidenote: do watervole’s even have dicks? -rodentia all have dicks right? -EITHER WAY I DONT CARE THIS MOVIE IS PHRACK ON A RIDICULOUS ADVENTURE™️ -AND I LOVED EVERY DIDDLY GOSH DARNED MINUTE OF IT -mfmm -cot -phrack -ARE PHRACKING -LOOK AT THAT SWEET SWEET CANON -THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE FED -I AM SO GLAD I SOLD MY SOUL TO THESE TWO IDIOTS -I DEFINITELY GOT THE BETTER DEAL

mrgaretcarter:

#strictly business even though he has dinner here three times a week #even though i have a strong suspicion he understands my depths despite knowing me only a short time #and even though i have never cared about any man’s opinion but i’ll listen to his #even if sometimes he makes me speechless with his kindness #sure i learned to trust him immediately without reason #but never mind that #because despite the fact he kissed me a week ago and i havent gotten over it since #or the fact that meeting him and solving crimes with him has given my life new meaning #and ignoring that literally five seconds ago i couldnt say his name without smiling #it’s strictly business

Every charged scene between about Phryne Fisher and Jack Robinson


-listen her young fellow me lad -this has absolutely DESTROYED ME -DO U UNDERSTAND -I feel like I never fully appreciated that RIDICULOUS ADORABLE SCHOOLGIRL SMILE WHEN SHE MENTIONS HIM I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CANNOT -LIKE -I HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY ATTACKED BY THAT SMILE -and I also have a lot of feelings about that last gif which like -ughhhhhh I’m probably gonna fic at some point because that’s just easier -but needless to say I have EMOTIONS -Also Lin can go and die in a hole bye bye u jealous controlling pos -PHRYNE DESERVES BETTER THAN SOMEONE ASKING HER TO BE HIS FUCKIN BIT ON THE SIDE -I’m fine -I’M NOT FINE THIS RELATIONSHIP COULDA GONE SO BADLY FOR HER IF SHE HADNT GOT OUT OF IT -UGH -okay breathe Em we’re gonna channel it in fic -that’s what we’re gonna do -gonna talk all about abuse patterns and traps and WHY PHRYNE FISHER DESERVES THE ABSOLUTE WORLD -AND JACK ROBINSON -SHE DESERVES HIM TOO -and I will personally fight anyone who would like to claim otherwise bc HOT DIGGITY DAMN -THIS BITCH BEEN THROUGH SOME SHIT -anyway this got off topic -THAT. FUCKING. SMILE. -AM DECEASED -god I literally love her more than life itself -and phrack -beautiful angels that give me reason to live -(also fuck u Lin I’m not even gonna tag this phrack because I don’t wanna see ur smug face) -mfmm -phryne fisher

thatsonehellofabird:

#she’s wearing the pin, she’s weaRING THE PIN


-mfmm -phrack -this will literally never not make me dissolve into a puddle of fucking emotion -gdi now i wanna write about it -imma write about it

ariml:

Phryne


-mfmm -phrack -this gifset is Very Important™️ -imma need a whole new movie one now pls -because that baby was the gift that kept on fucking giving
HW